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Douglas spent his early life seeking one goal: to be a human encyclopedia of useless information. Since the press was filled with pundits who already fit in that category, Douglas decided to dedicate his life instead to something more useful: to be selected for the Neilson Ratings Survey. He may see his lifetime dream fulfilled within the next month.

In the meantime, he pokes fun of neurological disorders over at his blog, The Splintered Mind. His technological ramblings can be found at Mac Distractions here at Newsvine. Be sure to leave comments. Otherwise, he'll be convinced people agree with him.